HISTORY AND NEWS STORIES FROM THE LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
TALENT AGENCY PICTURES OF SYDNEY

SPRING ROUNDUP DATES -
Saturday 30 March - Saturday 6 April 2013
Easter is 31 March 2013 - Sarah!

 
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch

 
BRING YOUR OWN HORSES AND TRAILERS - CAMP AND RIDE
LAZY F RANCH TRAIL RIDE TEXAS WEB SITE
This is a separate division of the Lazy F Working Guest Ranch

 
The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch has been in our family, as a working Texas cattle ranch, since 1853. After 159 years of continuous ownership by our family, my 19 year old daughter, Sydney, is the 6th generation on this ranch.
My Great Grandfather, Algernon Sidney Billings, arrived in Texas from Tennessee, when he was 7 years old. Barefoot on the back of a wagon. Like most young people in those long ago times, he did not go to school, but helped his family by cutting and splitting trees for the neighbors fence rails. He worked 7 days a week, 12 hours a day for about $0.50/day, if he was lucky. A memory he kept forever and one that guided his path in life, occurred while he was riding on the back of his family wagon leaving Tennessee. They rode past the mansion of a large plantation and the Lady of the Estate saw them riding past. She called her husband to come enjoy the sight of more White Trash leaving Tennessee for Texas and "Good Riddance!" Sid said he didn't know what "white trash" was at the time, but when he found out, he was determined he wasn't going to be one. When he died in 1927, he owned the Smiley Bank and 80,000 acres of land. He had 35 sons, daughters and heirs. Each inherited about 2200 acres and it was mostly gone in a few years. Squandered away for a few bucks. Today, only our ranch and 4 others remain of Sid's legacy of hard work. My daughter, who is named after her Great Great Grandfather, and I are working to retain our last piece of family and Texas history. Sydney and I feel we should share our ranch with others. You get to do this by living with us and helping with our cattle and ranching operations. The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch will teach you how real cowboys work and how a ranch operates. You get to try it, "hands on." You don't just watch, unless you want to. Mistake NOT!! It ain't all about horseback riding. There is a lot of "truck time", "feet on the ground time" and "talk time" involved. Also DO NOT MISS .. you are a part of our operations, but NOT the most important part. To be the most important part of a "ranching operation", you need to go to a "dude" or "guest" ranch.

We are NOT The Lazy F GUEST Ranch - We are NOT The Lazy F DUDE Ranch

 
DIRECTIONS to the Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
GPS LOCATION of the Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
We are NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - We are NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch

Please use "Lazy F Working Guest Ranch"
as an e-mail subject line or it will be SPAM

I answer my phone 24 hours a day.
Clay Allen
P.O. Box 9 (mailing address)
Smiley, Texas  78159
Seeny Lake , Smiley, Texas (GPS address)
Payment by Cash, Travelers Check, or Bank Transfer
NO CREDIT / DEBIT CARDS
Prices Include Tax and Gratuities - What You See Is What You Pay

 
NO MEALS AT THE LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
UNLESS IT SAYS SO IN THE PROGRAM DESCRIPTION
Many of our programs no longer include meals
-or- the programs are priced "with" and "without" meals.
It is a LOT cheaper to come "WITHOUT MEALS" and enjoy the local restaurants.
UNLESS A SPECIFIC PROGRAM GIVES YOU TWO PRICES:
#1) WITH MEALS AND #2) WITHOUT MEALS..
NO MEALS WILL BE PROVIDED.
HOWEVER ... there are two exceptions my employees and I have agreed on...
#1 - Kenneth Lauer, who works for me, is a chef ... 
He has agree to take over food service for the Lazy F Working Guest Ranch, 
when meals are NOT included in a guest program.
Non-Meal Guests can contract directly with Kenneth for their meals ...
breakfast only - or - lunch and breakfast -or- 3 meals -and/or- campfire steak cookouts.
#2 - When circumstances permit, we can lease you the kitchen, for a fee.
When we do, you may buy and prepare your own food.
Clean when you begin ... Clean when you finish!! YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!
 
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If you DON'T like the ranch - WRITE A REVIEW and click here
If you DO like the ranch - WRITE A REVIEW
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
 
If you decide this is NOT the ranch for you and/or your family
I would be glad to recommend another Texas ranch.
You will not hurt my feelings, I want you to enjoy Texas.
 
THREE WAYS TO ENJOY
THE LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
 
On The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
Our Guests Can Learn to Cowboy
By Working and Riding With Us
Using Our Horses and 
Staying in Our Rooms
You DO NOT have to work
Relax and enjoy the ranch.
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
On The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
Our Guests can bring their own horses
Trail Ride on a Texas Ranch
Trail Riding on YOUR horses
Staying in YOUR campers or tents
YOU chose where to Ride and/or Camp
Help me on the ranch, IF YOU WISH
2500 acres - 75 miles of trails
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
On The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
Our Guests Can Cowboy Up on our
Spring and Fall Roundups
Guests ride and WORK with my
Professional Cowboys and
roundup and work every cow
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
 
 
ANNUAL "COWBOY UP" EVENTS
FOR THE LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
 
Lazy F Working Guest Ranch 
Spring Roundup 2013 starts
Saturday 30 March - Saturday 6 April 2013
Join Professional Cowboys and roundup every cow on the ranch. Rope; brand; vaccinate; worm; castrate; tag; dehorn; sort and ship to auction. This is when you do it all.
Lazy F Working Guest Ranch 
Fall Roundup starts
Saturday 19 - Saturday 26 October 2013
Join Professional Cowboys. Roundup every cow on the ranch. Rope; brand; vaccinate; worm; castrate; tag; dehorn; sort and ship to auction. This is when you do it all.
Old Chisholm Trail Drivers
Annual Trail Ride
Saturday 2 Feb - Thursday 6 Feb 2013
6 Day - 90+ Mile highway trail ride 
to San Antonio Rodeo - Lazy F Working Guest Ranch guests trail ride with Texas Ranching Families and Cowboys
PICTURES FROM 2012


 
 
 
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
"LEARN TO COWBOY" PROGRAMS
(Click on blue underlined links for details)
All prices include tax and other charges - what you see is what you pay.
 
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH PROGRAM
LEARN TO COWBOY
NO ROUNDUP (NO CATTLE WORK)
Normal Workday Chores
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
NO CATTLE WORK - Just daily ranch work
Mostly horseback riding / Learn to Cowboy
$240/night/person - Ranching / Riding / Stories free
(INCLUDES MEALS - HORSE - ROOM
$195/night/person WITHOUT MEALS

eat at the local cowboy restaurants
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
LEARN TO COWBOY
ROOM AND RIDE PROGRAM
Ride the Cowboy Way - 
check fences, pastures and cows with a Lazy F Working Guest Ranch Cowboy - 
Just a room and horseback riding - 
NO OTHER RANCH ACTIVITIES OR MEALS INCLUDED
RENT A ROOM and RENT OUR HORSES
Riding - $30/hr/horse (2 horse/2 hour min)
Rooms ($90-$110/night - 1 or 2 persons - tax included)
All other activities cost separately (NO MEALS)
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
LEARN TO COWBOY
DAY TRAIL RIDE PROGRAM
Rent a horse and ride a few hours
check fences, pastures and cows with a Lazy F Working Guest Ranch Cowboy - Just  horseback riding
NO OTHER RANCH ACTIVITIES, ROOM OR MEALS INCLUDED
Come to the ranch; ride our horses by the hour;
and drive home. $30/hour/horse (2 hr/2 horse min)
NO ROOM; NO MEALS; NO OTHER RANCH ACTIVITIES
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
LAZY F WORKING GUEST RANCH
LEARN TO COWBOY
JUST A ROOM PROGRAM
For non riders - rent a room and enjoy the ranch
JUST A ROOM on a big cattle ranch  (NO MEALS)
Room Rent Varies ($90-$225/night - 1 or 2 persons)
Horseback Riding & other ranch activities cost separately

 
 

LAZY F RANCH TRAIL RIDE TEXAS
TRAIL RIDING THE COWBOY WAY
Bring Your OWN Horses, your OWN Campers or Tents; and/or your OWN Wagons
(Swimming Pool/Dining Room use included in price)
$15/day/horse & rider **  $10/overnight camper (no hookup) or $5/tent
$20/overnight for a 50/30 amp hookup and water
$5/day/non-rider ** $10/night/Open Air Stall
Parking for truck and non-sleeper trailer is FREE 
Ride where you want - Camp where you want 
The EOG Oil Company and I have cut over 70 miles of maintained trails. 

These trails are ideal for Trail Riding Groups - Competitive Trail Riders - 
Endurance Trail Riders - Geocaching / GPS Orienteering Etc.
I Love Special Requests

Main Guest House facing the lake - the Pool House is
at the end of the covered walkway to the left

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The Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
NOT The Lazy F Guest Ranch - NOT The Lazy F Dude Ranch
This is long winded, but I tried to cover everything
you might want to think about before you come. 

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#1 - The Room and Ride "Learn to Cowboy" Program means just that. You rent a room by the night and ride horses by the hour. No meals are included. You are responsible for your meals at the local restaurants. NO OTHER "LEARN TO COWBOY" ACTIVITIES .. on the ranch or off the ranch. If you are not riding, you are "self entertaining". You can walk, fish, or swim in the pool. Take your car and go shopping or sightseeing. Or pay me and I will take you ... even to San Antonio or Austin. And remember what I told you about "the cattle and ranch come first." If I do not take you riding, I don't make money. However, if I don't take you riding the minute you think you should be on a horse, that is ranch life. I have other things to do, so you will just have to wait. I want the money, so you can be assured I will take you riding for as long as you want. I might also add that my Lazy F Working Guest Ranch Roundup and Non-Roundup "Learn to Cowboy" guests, who pay full price for meals, room, horses and ranch work .. they take priority. If you are out shopping and come back late to ride, we may be gone. You will just have to wait till later or wait till the next day. 

#2 - The Just A Room "Learn to Cowboy"  program means just that. You rent a room for the night and enjoy the pool, walk on the ranch, or fish. No meals or horseback riding included. Although you are welcome to change your mind and pay for riding or roping lessons or shooting lessons, etc.  No entertainment, other than sitting with me and listening to stories. And, of course, I am always available for questions. Anything else you want to do, I will charge you for. This is how my daughter and I pay for keeping the ranch for your enjoyment. You may want to get in the truck and ride with me in the pasture and help feed cows. I might charge you $5 or $10 and keep you out half a day. I have learned the hard way over the years, anything we do ... drive in the truck, wireless internet, etc. either comes from your pocket or mine ... prefer yours. I used to give away all sorts of "free" ... sometimes I still might ... but normally you should expect to pay. If you see me roping with other guests at the barn and you want to try, expect to pay $10 or $15/hour. I just want this understood up front.

#3 - Day Rides (just for the day) "Learn to Cowboy" Program ... call it what you will, you can drive out for the day and ride horses by the hour. You "learn to cowboy" by listening to whoever takes you riding. You will always learn something. No meals, no swimming, no other activities ... you can use the toilet facilities, A/C in the main house, and get all the water you want from the fridge. But what you really get is just riding. Drive to the ranch; ride our horses; and drive back home .. all in the same day.

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SINGLE GIRLS (OR GUYS) ALONE AT THE RANCH - This is a BIG cattle ranch and SMALL guest ranch. We usually have less than 12 people here. With the economy in collapse, single girls (or guys) may find themselves staying at the guest ranch all by themselves. Apparently, this has been a big deal to some guests, who complained they were "ALONE at the ranch!" Interesting comment and not exactly true. You are "alone" ONLY if you want to be. My daughter, Sydney, and I live 1/4 mile (.4 Kilometers) away from the guest ranch, in the old family ranch house. I have a separate cell phone for guests staying at the ranch. If instant communication and the fact I can be over in less than 5 minutes, if you hear "boogers" in the night, is not enough comfort, you may request my daughter and I come stay in one of the rooms near you. We are over at the guest ranch most of the time anyway, we certainly would enjoy staying there, if you would like. If our being a call and 5 minutes away or sleeping in rooms near you is not enough ... don't ... come!! I might add, I am a retired US Army Lieutenant Colonel with 36 years in combat and service around the world. I am a former Texas Police Supervisor / Detective and former local Texas Elected Judge. Anyone looking for trouble always looks somewhere else. I like the Pirate Motto .. "Dead men (or women) tell no tales"

My daughter and I hope every guest at the ranch leaves feeling they came to visit their family members they didn't know they had. That is how we want it. I have more fun seeing you have fun, than if I did it myself. Besides, I am usually there enjoying whatever you are doing, with you. 

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Updated  20 May 2012